When I was little, while we were lazing around watching a movie, my mom and stepdad gave cute, 10 year old, me a couple foot nudges off the edge of a bed with no frame. I screamed for help and acted like falling was not an option. The more I screamed, the slower they pushed me to my impending doom. After they finally succeeded in pushing me off to the floor, I stood up and accused them with this line: “What if that had been a skyscraper? YOU would have probably STILL kicked me off.” I proceeded to bring myself to tears making it one of the most and worst dramatic performances of my life.
When my oldest son started this game at the age of 4, I didn’t hesitate and sent him to the floor in under 3 seconds.
Come to think of it, when my youngest was 3, I sent him to the floor in a record breaking 2 seconds.
Wow, I’m good.
P.S. No children were harmed in these events. My boys only proved what a drama queen I was when they each hopped up and asked me to do that again.